trulyvincent:

Josef Stoitzner

(Austrian, 1884 - 1951)

thefasstimes:

“isn’t that a little gay” my friend asks

“yes” i respond as i look at the miniature homosexual sitting on my desk “it is”

*covers my webcam with my finger so the government doesn’t see me do embarrassing stuff*

crow–teeth:

said something one time and someone heard it. absolutely mortifying

fruitpacks:

meeting peoples moms for the first time is so intimidating because i cant tell if theyre a strict mom or a laid back mom and as i ride in their car i have to slowly figure out what breed of mom they are

I feel like

ifeellike:

when ur carrying laundry and drop a sock